Copyright 2003 Michael A. Liem. All Rights Reserved.
Hey B&N® fans, have you seen-O?
they've offered two-for-ones of Frappucccino®!
Bring your coupon to the bookstore café,
and you can get an extra drink that's frappé.
But warning! You will only save dinero
if you were already buying over zero.
Thus, if your sole motivation is the coupon,
You'll only find yourself one-upped on.
Me, with at least one beverage weekly,
I print the darned thing! and will use it, quite meekly.